-Darthhell's Inferno-

It's time for weapon sparring

Around the solar system, cleverly concealed, are hidden some various sized black monoliths. If you can find them, you'll be ready. So I was working on rendering an accurate model of Saturn. Then I decided to throw a dash of earth for size comparison. Then I added a monolith, and hell, let's put some discovery in there. Then topped it off with the original sentinel. I even put in the moons but you can't see them in this image.

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I sculpted, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious specimines of unusual stone While I chisled nearly breaking, suddenly there came a shaking, It was the land violently quaking, and the wind began to moan "'Tis an earthquake," I muttered, "Destroying all we own- with a ghostly wind blown tone." Ah, distinctly I recall I peered over my patio wall To look upon the sprawl and see the damaged zone. Eagerly I wish the end, would the ground beneath me rend? Would it a great tsunami send? Would we sink to the deep unknown? Decending the black depths of the sea we call the great unknown A city in the depths, all alone. Then suddenly the shaking stopped, for heavy rain it had been swapped Like buckets of water were being dropped, and soaked me to the bone. Through the thunder and the lightning, I spied a sight so frightning That I felt my heartbeat tightening, as thought my chest it had outgrown. I wish that moment that it had been a harmless sea cyclone. For distance now I'd gladly my possessions all disown. From out of the sea there rose a sight, a figure unfolding to stand upright With and enormous immesurable height, it forced my breath to postpone. Through the heavy rain I viewed, risen from where the ocean spewed An enromous statue of a woman nude, made of alabaster stone. In forgetfulness I marveled at the craftmanship alone Sculpted in perfection with a body smooth and tone. With life in her she began to walk, through the water and toward the dock Where the birds would usually flock and use our lighthouse as their throne. Not the least obeisance made she to the populace trying to flee In a desperate hope that maybe she would leave them all alone But instead she stepped upon the sunbleached piers made of stone The piers that came together formed the entrance to our home Stood and stopped- with no sigh nor groan. In her hand she held a chalice with a stem just like a phallus She wore a contenance of malice and the fear in us had grown She raised the cup up high and upon it looked whereby A bolt of lightning from the sky to the goblet had been thrown. A burst of flame had been ingited like a torch I do bemoan. Before the city of all cities where the king sat on his throne. Her detail was so complete from her head down to her feet Her head high in conceit and her arrogance had shown Stradeling the harbor entrance nude in a manner lascivious and lewd As did her labia obtrude without a care if any condone The ships must pass between her legs to make it to this zone She stood as though our peaceful city was indeed her own And the statue ever commanding still is standing on that landing Ever demanding and expanding tryanical branding and liberty disbanding Nothwithstanding understanding for our sins we must atone To our chagrin it is the form akin to Evilynn Therein wherein within herein our sorrow did begin Her giant twin, with stone-like skin, and her master on the throne

I keep having this reoccurring dream. Talon and I are sparring in the nude, she gets the upper hand knocks me down and pins me to the ground. They don't call me horny just because I have all these horns on my head.

Are these the normal duties of the 2nd in command? In all likely hood Evilynn doesn't even know what normal is. She can scarcely remember a time Skeletor wasn't having her like this.

Who is that? Don't even think about it. That's Evilynn, his most trusted henchman, second in command, sex toy, and daughter. You don't want to even mess with all that.

All the scallywags in the marketplace say Aye oh argh oh, aye oh argh oh Talk like a Pirate Remember it! September 19th

No don't stop the meeting on my account, I can pee and listen at the same time.